Happy Happy, Carnage Carnage

Items

•    Red Cloak (12, 8)
•    2 Clear Blue Potions (18, 8) - (18, 8)
•    Thick Brown Potion (18, 8)
•    Nazi Propaganda (16, 1) (on Muller)
•    Easter Egg (30, 1)
•    Alien Pipes (16, 1) (on Muller)
•    2 Walther P4 Pistols (18, 3) (on Thomas) - (14, 18) (on Anonymous German)
•    3 MP-41 Submachine Guns (16, 1) (on Muller) - (14, 2) (on Friedrich) - (12, 3) (on Anonymous German)
•    7 Walther P4 Magazines (53 rounds) (18, 3) x6 (in Walther P4 Pistol) (on Thomas) - (18, 3) x8 (on Thomas) - (14, 18) x7 (in Walther P4 Pistol) (on Anonymous German) - (14, 18) x8 (on Anonymous German) - (14, 18) x8 (on Anonymous German) - (14, 18) x8 (on Anonymous German) - (14, 18) x8 (on Anonymous German)
•    15 MP-41 Magazines (464 rounds) (16, 1) x29 (in MP-41 Submachine Gun) (on Muller) - (16, 1) x32 (on Muller) - (16, 1) x32 (on Muller) - (16, 1) x32 (on Muller) - (14, 2) x19 (in MP-41 Submachine Gun) (on Friedrich) - (14, 2) x32 (on Friedrich) - (14, 2) x32 (on Friedrich) - (14, 2) x32 (in Canvas Bag) (on Friedrich) - (14, 2) x32 (in Canvas Bag) (on Friedrich) - (12, 3) x32 (in MP-41 Submachine Gun) (on Anonymous German) - (12, 3) x32 (on Anonymous German) - (12, 3) x32 (on Anonymous German) - (12, 3) x32 (on Anonymous German) - (12, 3) x32 (on Anonymous German) - (10, 9) x32
•    Canvas Bag (14, 2) (on Friedrich)

  

Red Cloak

You don’t notice anything interesting about the red cloak.

Double-click on the cloak to put it on or take it off.

  

Clear Blue Potion

This vial contains a pale blue liquid, and smells very strongly of a spice unfamiliar to you.

Double-click on the potion to drink it.

  

Thick Brown Potion

This vial contains a brown liquid so thick that you originally thought it was solid. Its sharp smell reminds you of fresh road tar.

Double-click on the potion to spoon it out with your finger and eat it.

  

Nazi Propaganda

This is a small pamphlet written entirely in German. The words “Hitler” and “Deutschland” recur frequently.

  

Easter Egg

Although you don’t have any formal schooling in the morphology of bird’s eggs, you get the distinct impression that this is someone’s bad idea of a joke.

Double-click on the egg to eat it.

  

Alien Pipes

This bizarre musical instrument reminds you vaguely of a book you once read while you were a child. You can’t quite place it.

Double-click on the pipes to blow into the hole which looks most like the mouthpiece.

  

Walther P4 Pistol

The Walther P4 was the most common sidearm of the German army during the Second World War. It’s magazines hold eight 9mm Parabellum rounds.

Double-click on the Walther P4 to ready it for combat. New magazines will be loaded automatically.

  

MP-41 Submachine Gun

The Schmeisser MP-41 was a German submachine gun from the Second World War. It’s magazines hold 32 9mm Parabellum rounds, fired at 500 rounds per minute.

Double-click on the MP-41 to ready it for combat. Magazines will be loaded automatically.

  

Walther P4 Magazine

This is a magazine of 9mm Parabellum rounds for the Walther P4.

  

MP-41 Magazine

This is a magazine of 9mm Parabellum rounds for the Schmeisser MP-41.

  

Canvas Bag

You don’t notice anything interesting about the canvas bag.

The Dead

•    (16, 1) Muller
  •    MP-41 Submachine Gun
    •    MP-41 Magazine x29
  •    MP-41 Magazine x32
  •    MP-41 Magazine x32
  •    MP-41 Magazine x32
  •    Nazi Propaganda
  •    Alien Pipes
•    (14, 2) Friedrich
  •    MP-41 Submachine Gun
    •    MP-41 Magazine x19
  •    MP-41 Magazine x32
  •    MP-41 Magazine x32
  •    Canvas Bag
    •    MP-41 Magazine x32
    •    MP-41 Magazine x32
•    (12, 3) Anonymous German
  •    MP-41 Submachine Gun
    •    MP-41 Magazine x32
  •    MP-41 Magazine x32
  •    MP-41 Magazine x32
  •    MP-41 Magazine x32
  •    MP-41 Magazine x32
•    (18, 3) Thomas
  •    Walther P4 Pistol
    •    Walther P4 Magazine x6
  •    Walther P4 Magazine x8
•    (14, 18) Anonymous German
  •    Walther P4 Pistol
    •    Walther P4 Magazine x7
  •    Walther P4 Magazine x8
  •    Walther P4 Magazine x8
  •    Walther P4 Magazine x8
  •    Walther P4 Magazine x8

Monsters

•    25 Nightmares (Random rate: 2) (4, 3) - (8, 3) - (22, 3) - (28, 3) - (13, 5) - (15, 5) - (17, 5) - (14, 6) - (15, 6) - (16, 6) - (13, 7) - (16, 7) - (22, 9) - (2, 10) - (26, 13) - (6, 14) - (24, 14) - (6, 20) - (24, 20) - (20, 21) - (3, 22) - (21, 25) - (6, 26) - (24, 26) - (2, 27)
•    29 Ghouls (Random rate: 2) (15, 5) - (21, 5) - (13, 6) - (17, 6) - (13, 8) - (13, 8) - (17, 8) - (18, 8) - (25, 8) - (4, 10) - (10, 14) - (2, 15) - (10, 15) - (20, 15) - (22, 15) - (26, 16) - (28, 16) - (3, 17) - (2, 19) - (4, 19) - (10, 19) - (20, 19) - (12, 20) - (28, 25) - (8, 27) - (10, 27) - (14, 27) - (16, 27) - (20, 27)
•    6 Oozes (Random rate: 1) (12, 5) - (18, 5) - (14, 8) - (16, 8) - (3, 12) - (27, 18)

  

Nightmare

You have been cooked by a Nightmare. Don’t worry, it happens to everyone a few times.

  

Ghoul

Sorry, you have died. Those Ghouls really have a mean fastball.

  

Ooze

Oozes. They’re everywhere. Can’t stand ’em.

Locations

• Circle of green arrows (door opener) (15, 3)
• Circle of yellow arrows (door opener) (15, 8)
• 2 Single-use (flag 17) door closers (3, 10) - (27, 16)
• 4 Door openers (10, 2) - (20, 2) - (3, 12) - (27, 18)
• Save rune(15, 20)
• False wall(3, 28) north side

Exits

• (13, 11) Ladder up to We Can See In The Dark... Can You? (29, 10)
• (29, 11) Teleporter to A Plague of Demons (16, 9)
• (17, 11) Ladder up to The Labyrinth (16, 17)
• (29, 5) Teleporter to Don’t Get Poisoned (2, 2)
• (29, 23) Teleporter to Don’t Get Poisoned (2, 2)